In a world of Narcissism and Attention Deficit Disorder.

2009-01-04

In the year 2009, blogging has finally made the cut to my resolution list.
Since then.....I have no idea what the fuck should I blog about...
I'm not narcissist enough to brag about my accomplishment
not arrogant enough to talk down about other people
and not stupid enough to explore my shallowness on the internet

Too many blogs are dedicated to talking about...stuff that no one gives a shit about.
My blog, is dedicated about shit that you care about, stuff that people always have on their mind.
Yes, you got it right - ME.

See how I tricked you into believing that I'm not a narcissist ?

So why is an attention deficit disorder person doing on a blog? Answer is simple.
Cause I have nothing else to do.. unless you want me to end up being addicted to chronic
masturbation...which we all know...is a horrifying image that no one wants to imagine.

Well, my blog will be different, I hope...
You will not be reading about how my daily life goes, cause you can't handle it.
Instead, you will read thoughts n dreams that lives within me, the hope to one day stop global
warming, the dream to one day have world peace, and the wish to cure global hunger.
Fictional dreams like these will appear occasionally in my blog.

That will be my intro blog post for today. Whoever that's reading my blog, I thank you, and yet, i feel sorry for you. As I just taken away 5 minutes of your life that you will never get back. Not that if you had anything else better to do, you wouldn't be on my blog would you ?


cheers people, cheers to 09.
It's gona be a loooong self loathing n self loving year for me yet again.

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