Girls who are skinny as hell but still cant stop complaining "I want to go on a diet!!" are secretly mocking the fat girls. They are demonstrating how they can lose weight just by saying the word "diet".
You know why Britney is the best ? She doesn't discriminate. No matter how much you pay, 50 bucks or 2000 bucks, she will still only sing one song live in her concert, no matter who the fuck are you.
My friend was preparing to be the next member of PCD. So she practiced dancing in high heels and singing "LA LA LA" all day. They said she can't sing in tune, but she looks too hot to be ignored, and hence they auditioned her for Girlicious.
Backstreet boys are 35 years old now, I guess boys will always be boys..
After Notorious B.I.G. got murdered, people concluded that if your stage name has a BIG in it, your bound to get murdered. Hence we have tones of LITTLE's walking around. Lil Jon, Lil Wayne, Lil mama.
Guess if I ever get famous, I'll name myself " Above Average Lee " / "2 and a half Cent"
David Beckham named his son Brooklyn cause there was the place they found out Victoria was pregnant.
I guess I will name my son "Scarborough Central Hospital"
David vs Goliath. Moral of the story - Don't name your children Goliath.
Lindsay Lohan has been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint.
Rap and Hip Hop and Russell Peters taught me that It is OKAY to be racist to your own race.
A real eye opener for asians.. ( Oh SNAP )
Black people can call each other the N word, while it is so wrong for me to use it.
Now who is being racist, listen to Obama, Spread the wealth.
House - Moral of the show - It is never Lupus.
- Your doctor is not good unless he has a cane
End of the world movies - Shit only happens if you are in japan or america.
SAW - Moral of the show - Never agree to play a game with a puppet.
Scary Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie - Moral of the story - Watch youtube, its free.
Michael Jackson - Moral of his life - When you have too much money, you can do whatever you want. Be any race you want.
Timbaland - Moral of his life - "AY AY AY" / "Freak it Freak it Freak it" Makes you a singer. PCD copyrighted " LA LA LA "
50 cent - Moral of his life - When you get shot, girls come out stripping and money fly out of the sky. Which is untrue after experiment.
Eminem - Moral of his songs - If someone crosses you, write a rap dissing them back.
Angelina Jolie - Moral of her life - If you are sexy, you can steal any guy, give birth to twins and still remain your waist line, and adopt the world. If you are not, sorry, you end up like Rossie o Donell.
Residence in utsc - Moral of my experience -
Make a big deal when you see someone wearing a hood walking around.
Be shock when strangers go into your house, not because you did not lock the door.
Report to the police, and change facebook status.
Exam - If you are not prepared, defer.
Facebook Addiction - Go to Facebook Rehab aka Twitter / Myspace.
Life in university - People who are still up at 4m - they are studying / assignment
People who are asleep at 4m - Drunk.
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